sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

(Source: massacrechips)

"He’s got pecks four meters wide and absolute perfect nipple placement. I’ve never seen better nipple placement on a man before"

Coby on Chester See. [x] (via camptacota)


what a fucking loser

(Source: supermassiveasshole, via momjeans2014)


Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

(via jesusthelastairbender)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via louison-myself)

Anonymous asked:
Do you glow in the dark?

…you’re acting like a stranger because you thought it looked like fun

Chester you freak, I love this song and I hope your birthday was as happy as my heart was when I heard this for the first time.


You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via korrarity)


"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(via hypothermal)

(Source: muse-quotes, via rominanikol)


i’ve been angry about this for my entire life

(Source: elderthomas, via amberriess)


I had to gif this


Well hello there……